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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Giants Rewarded

The football gods have rewarded the NY Giants for defeating the Evil Dallas Cowboys last weekend by giving them a victory in Greenbay today. Perhaps the Deities of the Pigskin simply were tired of the Fox announcers playing endless tape of long dead Greenbay coaches and fawning glorification of Lamboo field. Get a room guys.

I also favor 8 to 10 years in state prison for anyone on air who quotes "wind chill" as if it were an actual temperature. Expose whatever body part you want at halftime, but stop it with the wind chill. Science has spent thousands of years and untold money developing accurate methods of measuring temperature, wind speed, and humidity. Violators must suffer.

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