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Friday, February 22, 2008

Creepy Canada

Nobody beats our clean cut neighbors of the Great White North when it comes to creepy strangeness. It's been several years since those Vancouver pig farmers were caught feeding murdered women to their livestock. (Yes pigs will eat anything within their reach: Ref. "Hannibal") Those hams were sold into the market. I remember eating Canadian hams. Eeeeweee!

Off Vancouver Island, on the Channel Islands in the Strait of Georgia three severed human right feet, wearing size 12 Reebok sneakers have been found washed up on the beaches. Size 12 means adult North American men. Nowhere else on the planet will you find such a preponderance of large feet, and Reebok purchasers skew to the men in the 15 to 25 range. I am the expert on these factoids by virtue of the fact that I am The Shoe Guy. I'm thinking we are dealing with the remains of crabbers lost in the Gulf of Alaska, but who knows. 

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