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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Mike Versus The Tornado

Last night Mike Huckabee won the very same states that were hit by tornados, killing four dozen people. It wasn't long ago when televangelist Pat Robertson claimed to have turned a hurricane away from his estate's grounds and business headquarters in Virginia. Of course the storm hit further North, but those were Yankees that Jeebus doesn't care about.

I would have thought that the good folk of Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri and Tennessee, thanks to their voting in large numbers for Gawd's own snake handler, would have been saved from such mayhem. Mysterious ways could just be a cover for nonexistence.

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