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Saturday, June 28, 2008

National Turn Yourself In Day

The first Monday after the 4th of July falls on the 7th this year, also known as National Turn Yourself In Day. If you harbor thoughts that our government is a perverted, tool of the powerful and militaristic forces in society then you are a prime candidate for contacting the FBI ( ) and alerting them to your suspicious thoughts. Should you believe that we have no interest in paving the way with force for multi-national commerce then you owe it to the country to contact the CIA and warn them of your heresy. If you criticized Bush or Cheney by any electronic media you need do nothing. The NSA already knows.

Get on the stick folks. It is your patriotic duty to rat yourself out.

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