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Friday, February 6, 2009

Things

I think there is a list of things one should do before becoming compost. Here are a few items on my list:
1. Discover a body.
2. Spend a night in jail.
3. Have a beer or cup of coffee with your State's Governor.
4. Reproduce.
5. Love someone you are not related to.
6. Eat an animal you have personally killed.
7. Buy a house or two.
8. Drive a car that you paid less than a hundred bucks for.
9. Make a difference that will outlive you.
10. Fly an airplane.
11. Make art.
12. Speak truth to power, and mean it.
13. Take a hit without retaliating.
14. Learn how to cook beans.
15. Be questioned in a murder case.

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